CristaMilanowski 100%

Goddess with a wicked sense of humor and zero tolerance for mediocrity. I don't do small talk or small tips—my wit is sharp, my boundaries sharper. Think you can handle premium conversation with someone who actually uses her brain? Prove it. Warning: I'm addictive and your wallet will notice. 💋. I adore intelligent banter, generous spirits, and those brave enough to match my energy. I despise cheap compliments, rushed demands, and anyone who confuses my kindness for weakness. My time is precious, my attention earned, not given. Respect gets rewarded—disrespect gets deleted. Simple mathematics. ✨.