LizzaSharret 100%

Fair warning: boring is not in my vocabulary. If you're looking for a quiet mouse who will hang on your every word, keep scrolling. I'm the ultimate cocktail of wit, irony, and just the right amount of sass—the kind that leaves you more dizzy than champagne. I love figuring people out like they're complex puzzles. I have a feeling there's a lot to figure out with you. My interests include: driving men wild (with passion, not arguments), collecting rare vinyl records (or your secret thoughts), and finding the best coffee in the city. The last one, I propose we test out in person. Your move. I'm obsessed with Italian cuisine but cook like a beginner vandal. I'm tired of fuckboys and liars. Don't waste my time if you're not serious. No hookups.